It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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