is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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