You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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