It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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