yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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