Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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