a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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