No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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