too bad you live with your parents still
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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