In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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