do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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