Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
