Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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