Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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