i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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