I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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