he wants to bone in the snuggie
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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