So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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