Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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