so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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