Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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