D3 body, D1 cock
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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