I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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