so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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