You kept calling me your small dog last night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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