Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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