I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
