Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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