dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
love makes seman taste better
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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