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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.

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  Some perfection is debatable.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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• (714): View more from California

  he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?

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