If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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