She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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