I'm going to jail i love you
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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