I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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