I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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