have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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