Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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