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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.

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• (209): View more from California

  Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!

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• (518): View more from New York

  Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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