How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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