Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No subtext here. People are naked.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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