its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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