i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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