I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
