So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
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I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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