Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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