everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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