i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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