whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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