she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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