shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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