Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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