somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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