Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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