Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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