my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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