Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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