I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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