That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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