Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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