I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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