it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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